Dumbass Red Pooter Cooter™ Patriot Hat

$11.30

Colors: Red

Size: One size

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Bad hair day? Bad opinions? Bald got a spot shaped like the Constitution like Tim Pool? We got you, fam. Introducing the Pooter Cooter Mesh Snapback – the ultimate hat for when your dome needs shade and you need to wear your hate on your head. Made from 100% polyester! Because freedom isn't breathable One-size-fits-most big fat heads Four color combos (but we removed them so you can only pick red) Snapback closure for some reason Whether you're stormin' buffets or just yelling at clouds, slap this bad boy on and scream "POOTER COOTERS BACK" into the void of common sense. Warning: May cause strangers to ask, “What the hell is a Pooter Cooter?” Answer: Just make something up. We don’t explain shit.

Four color combinations

Choose between four different multicolor options for your style preferences - Black, Red, Pink, and Blue

Adjustable strap closure

The cap features an adjustable plastic strap closure for the perfect fit

Color-matched features

The caps are dyed to match the fabric undervisor, sweatband, braid and the plastic closure

Vibrant colors

The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs

Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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