Pooter Cooter™ Big Black Ass Fucking Cup
Have you ever wanted to annihilate your car’s entire center console with a drink vessel forged in the molten pits of Valhalla? Good. This beast of a cup is made for war, snacks be damned.
Fits no cup holder
Floods like the Hoover Dam broke
Warps space-time if filled with Dr Pepper
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40oz of pure unhinged thirst capacity
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Made from 100% stainless war metal
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Comes with a plastic straw and lid so you don’t splash scalding rage fluid on your therapist
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Double-wall insulated because your soul may be cold but your coffee shouldn’t be
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Eight colors to match your personality disorder
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BPA-free, but not bullshit-free
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Hand wash only—dishwashers fear it
Use responsibly (you won’t).
Perfect for:
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Highway rampages
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Passive-aggressive school pickup lines
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Vaping in Target parking lots
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Hydrating while emotionally unstable
"I’m so thirsty you guys..." – Someone gripping this thing with both hands like a holy relic
Now available. Buy one before they get banned from cup holders nationwide.
Stainless Steel
High-Quality Material: Made from durable stainless steel to resist rust and corrosion
Double-wall insulation
Keep drinks hot or cold for hours, making the tumbler suitable for many uses
Large Capacity
The 40oz capacity makes it ideal for long trips, outdoor activities, and much more
Leak-Proof Lid
A secure push-on lid prevents spills and leaks. Features a tight seal and easy-to-use latch
Convenient handle
The handle has an ergonomic design that fits comfortably in the hand
UV-DTF Printing
UV inks are printed onto a DTF sticker which is then applied to the mug
Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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