Pooter Cooter™ Hoodie
Wrap yourself in cozy chaos, and maybe some crumbs.
This ain't just a hoodie—it's a soft-ass middle finger up your butt, and it smells like piss (because you smell like piss).
Designed for any gender, any weather, or any gender, this hoodie holds its shape, your shape, fat.
Spacious kangaroo pocket for your fucking kangaroo
Loose fit, because fuck structure
Tear-away label, because scratchy tags are for cowards
Made from 80% cotton, 20% polyester, and 100% unwashed punk attitude
Comes in multiple colors just like your doo doo
Ethically made of PETA-flavored fibers by kids in India
Runs true to size, unlike you.
Sleep in it. Sell drugs to kids in it. Lose it at a Waffle House.
It’s just merch dumbass
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.59 | 27.17 |
| Length, in | 26.38 | 27.56 | 28.74 | 29.92 | 31.10 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.23 | 23.82 | 24.41 | 25.00 | 25.59 |
Fiber composition
80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Solid Colors), 70% Ringspun Cotton, 30% Polyester (Smoke Colors), 75% Ringspun Cotton, 25% Polyester (Heather Grey), 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester (Charcoal)
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and metal grommets
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Age restrictions
No age restrictions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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