Pooter Cooter™ Mens Footer Covers
These brutally unhinged high-top canvas crushers are for people who wanna scream “Doo Doo!” with every step.
27.87oz nylon canvas upper – strong enough to survive the pit and a county fair
5" calf height – because your ankles are fat too
Black stitching and interior – sleek, grimy, eternal
Durable rubber outsole – for traction while dodging both accountability and exes
Thanks Chinese kids for making them!
Cleaning instructions: blast it with piss
Pairs well with:
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feet
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Shit-stains
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Regret
US 4.5 US 5.5 US 6.5 US 7.5 US 8 US 8.5 US 9 US 9.5 US 10 US 10.5 US 11 US 12 US 13 US 14 EU size 37 38 39.5 40.5 41 42 42.5 43 44 44.5 45 46 48 49 UK size 4 5 6 7 7.5 8 8.5 9 9.5 10 11 12 13 14 Heel to toe (inside), in 9.10 9.30 9.60 10.00 10.10 10.30 10.50 10.60 10.80 11.00 11.10 11.50 11.70 11.90
100% Nylon Canvas
Fine weave texture fabric and foamed lining makes wearing super soft and comfortable
Soft foam insole
Breathable foamed insole that is anti-heat, anti-moisture and anti-corrosion
Pleather round toe
Toe covered with black pleather for more durability
Metal eyelets
Silver color metal grommets for shoe laces
To maintain clean, use warm water with dish soap to clean off any dirt spots. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard-to-clean spots, use a soft-bristled brush..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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