Pooter Cooter™ Brain Sock™ Beanie
The Pooter Cooter Brain Sock™ is a tried and true, head-hugging beanie for stupid merch goblins and Tim Pools. Whether you’re headbanging in the pit or passed out in a gas station parking lot, this thing’s got your dome covered.
60% cotton / 40% acrylic / 28% piss
Form-fitting like your worst decision, your kids
One size fits most big fat heads unless your head’s shaped like a goddamn traffic cone
Breathable, which is good, because your thoughts are hot garbage
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Circumference, in | 17.32 - 17.91 |
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 8.19 |
| Cuff height, in | 2.56 |
Skipping school
Stealing your cousin’s vape
Going to brunch and saying “it’s ironic”
Breathable
Breathable construction that makes for a comfortable wearing experience
One size
All beanies are made to comfortably match most head sizes
60% cotton, 40% acrylic
Breathable cotton blend: Form-fitting shape: One size fits most
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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